Crook Guts

When you’ve been eating filth and have inconsistent and violent bowel movements accompanied by room clearing amounts of gas.

Fucking Linc forced me to have a HSP on Wednesday and now I have crook guts

by Henryc42 October 11, 2018

gutted koala

A term to describe a poor looking female vagina.

"Geez mate her box was messy, looked like a gutted koala"

by Swine69 January 14, 2014

Down the guts

Australian slang for "down the middle".

Hey Davo, where should I kick the ball?

Just bang it long down the guts.

And where should I cut the cake?

Just slash it down the guts.

by RobertoMinnardo April 30, 2021

gut reno

A gut renovation is when the house has its all materials replaced with new. New walls down to the studs and raw framing, floors, appliances, fixtures, wiring, pipes, etc. Anything less is merely an updated apartment.

- Man this house looks like new. How old it is?
- it's a gut reno

by mrz_ April 17, 2018

gut-bump

A friendly greetIng similar to the fist-bump where the 2 people involved in the greeting lift their respective shirts to expose their bare guts and then bump them together

I was out drinking last night and got this hot milf to gut-bump me after I bought her a shot

by milpoolSK March 23, 2017

gut the lizard

to take a shit. the same as to "bleed the lizard" but from the arse instead of the penis.

1) just off to the shitter to gut the lizard
2) "i'm off to the toilet to bleed the lizard"
"i'll come too, i need to gut mine"

by chester jay November 11, 2009

munchie gut

Result of excessively eating while stoned. Could be compared to a beer belly.

"Man, Matty has really put on a lot of weight. Has he been drinking a lot?"

"Nah man, he just has a munchie gut."

by blazincookiemonster420247nigga February 11, 2017