flap jack

when a women gets kicked in the crotch.

she needs to receive a flap jack for being a dreaded anus.

by Tinkerism February 1, 2018

flap jackin'

A term for a lesbian sex act similar to scissor sex where the action moves from side to side rather than back and forth. the term derives from the stacking of labia which resembles a stack of pancakes.

This scissor sex isn't hitting it, it's time for some flap jackin'.

by Gigantic Twerp August 14, 2014

emergency flaps

a stand-by bint for when the missus has put you in the dog-house

pissed off 'er indoors last night, so i'm on the look-out for some emergency flaps

by Jamiehol February 16, 2004

flap straps

When a fat girls back fat bulges and or hangs over her bra straps

"Holy crap Kainalu's girlfriend has some mean flap straps!"

by Mauipino June 23, 2009

Cabbage Flaps

Female genitalia that resembles the leaves of a cabbage, and has a musty smell.

Holy crap your Missus has got cabbage flaps!

by Mowgli Sam September 20, 2010

Bap-Flap

The unsightly flap found between the saggy cleavage of a 40 something housewife who still thinks she can borrow her daughters clothes and look good.

Normally seen when wearing tops which open down the front without a bra.

It is indeed the camel toes unsightly cousin.

'Its bad enough with the saggy boobs, but we didnt need to see the bap-flap too!'

by Minxxy655 June 16, 2009

wiener flap

The flap in your boxers where you hide your dope.

He had his dope hidden in the wiener flap of his boxers so the cops wouldn't find it.

by nine trey May 15, 2014