Skip to main content

Doodle Port

A slang name for a vagina. Generally used when you want to call someone a cunt but can't because your grandmother is in the room.
by XaeroRamirez August 28, 2011
mugGet the Doodle Portmug.

NIGGER DOODLE

Olly the Aquaphobic Nigger Doodle
(noun)

A rare, majestic Black Golden Retriever crossed with a Poodle who, despite the breed's legendary water-loving genes, has decided that H₂O is literally hell on earth. Known for being outrageously friendly, absurdly cute, and aggressively anti-bath, Olly is the kind of dog who will sprint into a pile of mud with tail wagging but treat a kiddie pool like it's a portal to the underworld.

This lovable contradiction is adored and recognized worldwide (or at least in the Pacific Northwest) thanks to his handler KEVIN dont call me STEVE my ex is a bitch Budweiser man support wrecking crew the internationally semi-famous Sean Penn lookalike, also known as Triple O SCOOOT—legendary bro of the one and only Scott Cauliflower ear Meth.

Example:
"Yo, why’s your doodle hiding behind the couch?"
"Bro… it's Olly. A drop of rain hit the deck and he thinks Poseidon's coming for him."
Turns him from Coolest African American Doodle to a straight up N I G G A "Nigger Doodle"

Is it an ER or a GGA spelling. Depends on your civil war affiliiaftion I suppose. Regardless of your beliefs on petty words or hundred year old statues.. Recognize history and respect it or be forever repeating the Same old shit..
"Yo, why’s your doodle hiding behind the couch?"
"Bro… it's Olly. A drop of rain hit the deck and he thinks Poseidon's coming for him."
Turns him from Coolest African American Doodle to a straight up N I G G A "Nigger Doodle"
by Dimond D June 3, 2025
mugGet the NIGGER DOODLEmug.

Nerpy shnerpy doodles

Something said when someone is talking too much; something said when someone is being annoying.
Gregifer: ……and thats the story of why my wife left me.

Pineapple larry: *eye roll* nerpy shnerpy doodles..
by RattusAttackus April 6, 2024
mugGet the Nerpy shnerpy doodlesmug.

slinky doodle

A slinky doodle is a man's penis that looks like a drawn pencil penis; small and unpleasureable.
That guy seriously has a slinky doodle.
by realistically_honest August 24, 2017
mugGet the slinky doodlemug.

SHAMMY DOODLE

Shammy doodle meaning simply when condonation has built up on a window and you proceed to draw a picture using your finger.
by Dogshit Dave May 24, 2022
mugGet the SHAMMY DOODLEmug.

Share this definition