tennessee alarm clock

girl & guy are sleeping. guy quietly gets up, starts beating off, then yells so the girl leans up, then blows on her face.

i so pulled a tennessee alarm clock on my ex to break up with her.

by morgannnnn:) January 05, 2009

Fuck O' Clock

Whatever time it is when you realize it was past the time you were supposed to be anywhere.

Well, that was fun. What time is it? Oh, it's Fuck O' Clock. Fuck!

by Harold Q Poppinjay January 15, 2011

sexy alarm clock

when a girl goes down on you to wake you up.

yo want some coffee?
no i just got a sexy alarm clock im wide awake!

by goind0wnlikeA ph@t.B October 28, 2013

Alaskan Alarm Clock

The act of waking someone up by ejaculating on them.

Rip Van Winkle would not wake up until he received an Alaskan Alarm Clock.

by Chief Ten Peckers February 15, 2010

pop the clock

When a Radical Islamic terrorist blows himself up using a time bomb

Guys, Muhammad is going to "Pop the Clock" at lunch!

by Midgetfucker999 December 18, 2018

clock block

When the face of your girlfriend or love interest is blocked on your iTouch by the startup clock.

Friend : This chicks got a sweet bod, but your iTouch is clock blocking her face.

by Oogie Mctaj February 06, 2011

beat the clock

when having sex bareback you try to hold off as long as possible before cumming inside someone because the pleasure is so good.then you pull out and shoot your load! If you cum inside you win,if you cum insdie she loses and if you pull out in time then you beat the clock

I was with my girlfriend and I tried my best to "beat the clock" unfortunately I couldn't

by Brad-Appeal January 24, 2009