When your computer gets a virus from surfing porno sites and/or watching on-line pornography.
Attributed to Lane Leipold
Attributed to Lane Leipold
"Hey Lane, you'd better stop watching that porno on your computer , or it will get the computer clap and you'll go blind!"
"I was checking out Jenna Jameson, and next thing I know my computer has the clap; thecomputer clap! "
"I was checking out Jenna Jameson, and next thing I know my computer has the clap; thecomputer clap! "
by Salty 40 May 12, 2018
Get the computer clapmug. A very smart girl and funny and also tik tok famousshe spends her days binge watching Netflix and up at 2 am on Snapchat story with her purple led lights she loves chocolate milk and has an amazing jumper named crazy donkey lady she an amazing person and superior to many people also a basic teen
by Ilovepototaos April 7, 2020
Get the Frankie clapsmug. by Redpuma1223 April 19, 2022
Get the Dick Clapmug. Male 1: Bro, I've been having a tough time getting laid down here in good ole Alabama.
Male 2: Dude, I can get my friend to give you an Auburn clap. Sounds sweet man bro level rofl out shit!
Male 2: Dude, I can get my friend to give you an Auburn clap. Sounds sweet man bro level rofl out shit!
by alphadawgman117 January 22, 2014
Get the auburn clapmug. by The masts definer January 28, 2018
Get the handy clappedmug. A coyote clap is when you tuck it in between the cheeks but then you let it out when a bolt of lightning hits the ground. If you get it in when the lightning strikes, it’s a coyote clap.
by Big slick 29 December 25, 2021
Get the Coyote clapmug. When you're so overweight various body parts applaud you upon running...or even just walking faster than usual.
Most commonly referring to thighs and breasts, but only when breasts clap against your stomach no each other (that's cheating).
Can be prevented by wearing sports bras or support pants, but inevitable when dashing around in pijamas because the food delivery guy has been knocking on the door for three minutes but your keys are nowhere in sight.
Most commonly referring to thighs and breasts, but only when breasts clap against your stomach no each other (that's cheating).
Can be prevented by wearing sports bras or support pants, but inevitable when dashing around in pijamas because the food delivery guy has been knocking on the door for three minutes but your keys are nowhere in sight.
by barbiehorror August 5, 2016
Get the Body Clapmug.