Snow tubing

When one proceeds to duck tape their feet together and pour a line of coke into their ass before being thrown into a cage match with a group of feral coke addicted wolves who were forced to go cold Turkey just a week before

Last Saturday, Jeff bet Bob he couldn’t survive snow tubing since he has a long family history of drug addiction

by Jonny74895873 December 17, 2022

Tube Noob

Someone who can't ride on the train properly and keep on falling into other people.

on the tube
Dude: Watch as I ride this train with no hands!
Friend: Why? You're just going to fall into me again, you're SUCH a Tube Noob

by Ruberducky June 12, 2010

Cigar tubing

The anal discomfort felt after taking a huge dump that prevents you from sitting comfortably.

I took a huge dump at the funeral home and didn't give my butthole enough time to close. I was cigar tubing the whole way to work.

by JB_57 February 24, 2017

Test tube

A tube that you do tests in, hense the phrase test tube.

The test tube blew up.

by Adeadlyliquid September 27, 2004

g-tube

A flaming used condom full of diarrhea

somebody chuck a g-tube at that abbadabatasticlicious and you will have awesome flaucksnaurf

by abadabagooblelicious July 1, 2008

pucker tube

A pucker tube is your ass hole. It's a tube that ends in a pucker. Other wise known as the dirty dime.

When your pucker tube is a winking it's a stinking. I tol that ho if she goes to bed with a icthy pucker tube she gonna wake up wit a stinky finger.

by gentle moose February 17, 2006

Noob Tube

Used in a very few servers on CoD4 and probably a variety of other Online FPS'. Usually servers that have decided to ban the use of the M203 Grenade Launcher.

(CoD4 Context) Remove the Noob Tube.

by PHR4G March 16, 2009