Jared

The most amazing, beautiful, smart, talented, gorgeus and sweet person to ever live, with a smile worth more than anything .

I love jared, aka my zuskashikute

by leng lee July 21, 2021

Jared

Missing hair follicles, extremely bald. Has a one-piece character build. Overall a 1 in looks. Knows his way around a women. Not the sharpest person in the room.

Jared’s bald as shit

by MaxtheMeattree March 8, 2024

Jared

They will break your heart and they will tell you want you want to hear before you fall for them make sure you know what your getting into because your getting ready for a heartbreaking experience and you will always carry that

I fell for a Jared he broke my heart because he said “ I like you too” little did I know he just wanted to leave me heartbroken

by 68283 April 19, 2019

Jared

His jawlines, shoulders, and muscles are the best! You have to think about what he looks like nude, you might not be gay though. ;)

"I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles push against his fashion sense. I've thought about what he looks like nude, I'm not gay though. >:("
"Yeah! Jared's jawlines, shoulders, muscles are the greatest!"

by Storyswap Chara August 22, 2021

Jared

Obviously gay. Like you don’t even have to guess. Wears glasses.

He’s such a Jared. I wonder what his boyfriend’s like.

by ~Q November 29, 2019

Jared

Small dick nibba. Can only date the fat girls even though he is 5 foot and has a buzzcut. Jared is the kid nobody really likes and is secretly gay.

person 1: "why does jared like the fat girls?"
person 2: "cause they're desperate"

by yaw yark June 4, 2019

Jared

A fuck boy who only wants girls for sex and doesn’t value actual love. He is also a liar, but not a good one because the truth always comes out. He is extremely toxic and obsessive in relationships.

That boy is so stubborn & rude
He’s probably a Jared

by Vhfu bf sun March 5, 2020