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mall fort

A fort made from blankets or anything else in a shopping mall parking lot (covered or not) that's used for the purpose of having sex, making love, performing oral, and/or making cumsies.
Them: "Wow! Where have you guys been? You were supposed to meet us at the food court at 12:30! And why are your faces red?!"

Us: "Oh, you know, we were just hanging out in out mall fort and we lost track of time"
by joski519 January 4, 2010
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Fort Dave

To smell like shrek’s swamp mixed with a gallon of sweat.
Wow, I can’t believe how bad he smells! He smells like a Fort Dave.
by Fort Dave June 1, 2018
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Blanket Fort Day

International Blanket Fort Day - best day to spend time inside and build a multi-room or mansion blanket fort. Use sheets and blankets you have. Sleeping bags and pillows for the floor if needed.
Hey, are you celebrating blanket fort day?
by Mscottie November 29, 2024
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floppy fort

An orgy involving a bouncy castle where people try to have sex in midair or while bouncing.
Oh man, i had so much fun at the floppy fort last night!
by Meshyr January 6, 2016
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