Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum"

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" is when this female singer, binges on booze. It's my joke, on her "Soak Up The Sun" song.

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" song, is when she gets drunk, after partying, out all night, with her friends! My joke!

by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024

Crowing

Stalking on social media / internet for info on somebody

Stop crowing on that girl

by r0Ot3d April 3, 2025

Crow Brow

Someone who can always been seen hanging out

Chent a legit crow brow, he be dealing all day long on that corner

by BigBallaB0$$ June 11, 2025

Bored Crow

Bored Crow, a person with no social life or hobbies who spent the majority of their free time shitposting and annoying people online. But the memes are fire so people like them.

Damn you saw the spicy memes the Bored Crow uploaded?

by 1NicerAccount December 20, 2022

Crow

Crow is a very country man with glasses who can get mad when they’re off. He been doing construction for years.

Did you see that Crow putting on my shingles to my house?

by TylonDaCrowLover December 20, 2022

Cop crow

A cop car, usually highway state patrol, that sits empty on the side of the highway with it's lights off. Akin to a scare crow to scare crows away from the crop, a cop crow scares civilians into compliance with the speed limit to deter speeding.

I was speeding on the 15 north until I noticed a cop car and slowed down then when I realized that it was a cop crow, I sped back up.

by Celeste McWhorter December 27, 2022

Crowe

An old man who is delulu and acts like he's in High School but is in fact old and smells like farts.

That dude Ed is such a Crowe he actually thought we considered anything he said was relevant.

by NYisGucci September 4, 2023