couch test

A sexual variation on an actor's screen test. This refers to the practice of directors/producers requiring actresses who wish to be in their films to have sex with them, usually on the office couch.

Director (to Producer): I'm not sure she has the chops to get cast in the film, but she sure looks like a candidate for a couch test.

by DocJohnson3 February 20, 2012

Breast Test

a term referring to a highly scientific technique used on androgenous people (those who you are unable to positively identify as male or female) in which you stare at the subject's chest to reach your conclusion on the person's actual gender; there is only one flaw in this technique: many androgenous people can be husky which makes it difficult to discern whether or not the subject has real boobs or man boobs.

"Dude, is that a man or woman? I tried to use the Breast Test, but they could be man boobs."

by Boobra August 16, 2008

bagel test

a test about how relaible you are.

some companies have a bagel test before deciding to hire people.

by conservative_rabbit March 11, 2011

Besties with Testes

The term used when a female has a male best friend or friends.

T: I love M, he is one of my Besties!

N: He is totally one of your Besties with Testes.

by Kookookachooahahachoo May 04, 2011

acid test

A technique wherein a person subjects a potential friend to a series of mean or horrific tests to see if the person is actually cool.

pass:
Potential Friend: Hi man, what's up?
Cool Guy: Go fuck yourself.
Potential Friend: Fuck you too, buddy. Wanna go grab a burger?
Cool Guy: Congrats, you passed the acid test.

fail:
Potential Friend: Hi man, what's up?
Cool Guy: Go fuck youself.
Potential Friend: *cry*

by sk1tch March 08, 2007

emissions test

the process of sticking your bare ass in front of one's face, then blowing hard ass into their mouth; if they throw up immediately then it was an excellent fart, if they don't then they get to pinch a loaf into your mouth

my friend challenged me to an emissions test in which he lost, so i got to drop a foot long deuce into his mouth

by wes May 01, 2005

dickmus test

Something that is used to make a judgment about whether someone is being a dick.

My ex was really pissed at the email I sent him, I should have put it through the dickmus test.
I really pissed off my best friend's fiance with my birthday toast- That's a good dickmus test for the best man speech.

by l_funsize_m April 23, 2015