Wanking the tank

Another term for male masturbation.

Guy: “Yo why haven’t you been gaming recently? Are you grounded?”
Friend: “Yeah, my mom caught me wanking the tank on friday, she said no ps4 for a month.”
Guy: “Damn, that’s awkward.”

by Rectumstretcher89 October 30, 2019

Ballast tanks

When your balls expand from absorbing too much water from sitting in the bath too long.

I was taking a bath, and I mustve dozed off, because when I looked down, I had ballast tanks.

by Bojojo June 16, 2011

Hank The Tank

The innocent victim of hate crimes who was framed and accused of commiting burgleries in the streets of california. He is wanted by the police for crimes he did not commit.

Person:" Woah! Is that hank the tank?"
Hank The Tank: *Bear Noises*

by Cheesire April 12, 2022

Tank off2

Tank off2 is an online multiplayer game.

I enjoy playing Tank off2

by Donny DD February 5, 2021

Mini Tank

In Gaming terminology, Mini Tank is a unit with high Hit-point, though not as "beefy" as a regular tank, Mini Tank main function is as a quick response in distracting enemy's unit and shielding the supporting troops as a meat shield for not quite as long but with cheaper cost

Example (Clash Royale)
Giant/Golem is a tank
knight/Ice Golem is a mini tank
Musketeer/Wizard is a supporter

Gamer A : My supporting troops dies too fast

Gamer B : You need to add mini tank

by Crispy Spicy August 18, 2021

Potato Tank

Potato Tank is The best cult ever. Join us or die.
#potatotank potatotank

Person 1: Potato tank sucks
Person 2: no u

by Adrian Rat January 30, 2020

Wanker tank

Noun.

A large luxury SUVs typically driven by rich white suburb moms.
Not a "soccer mom" van.
Eg. BMW X5,X6, Any Range Rover, G-class, Macan & cayennes.

Oh look, shazzy's mum is out on her wanker tank again

by 1025soulja October 11, 2021