junk tug

This is when a dude get his junk tugged by another person as a form of torment, torture, retaliation, or punishment. Not something performed by your comrades! Akin to it's distant cousin the junk punch this act distinctly involves the member directly and not the adjacent coin purse, and may be augmented by a lateral jerk or twist.

As I got out of the shower my wife was bent over blow drying her hair I smacked her ass. She did not approve so she reached through her legs and gave me a junk tug to let me know.

by Bloody Snotbubble August 7, 2011

Carkhole Tugging

The act of pulling vigorously with ones mouth upon the aft portions of dead and bloated seals on the beach. This is most commonly done by the most vile of canine species. A pre-sterilization process of urininating upon the carcass is also quite common, known as "seasoning". A North Atlantic variant is known as "The Digby Tug". Other similar activities are Carkrubbing (frottage), Carkface Nuzzling, and the most rare, Carkspooning. They are all basically the canine interpretations of necrophilia.

"Wowzers, look at Digby go! He's a real champ at Carkhole Tugging! What a way to get the day started!"

by Nathanialowl September 9, 2013

Turd Tug

The act of simultaneously taking a dump while tugging one out. A multitasking maneuver performed on he porcelain throne, combining relief with release.

"Bro, I was running late this morning so I pulled a full-on Turd Tug before work
- efficiency at its finest."

by Dirtay Dave September 19, 2025

Canadian Tug

The act of an ice hockey player masturbating with his/her hockey gloves on.

Walked in on Yuri giving himself a Canadian Tug alone in the locker room.

by Pillsdb December 6, 2016

Tallahassee Tug of War

When you're fucking a pregnant girl and you activate your vacuum penis. The fetus and your penis have a tug of war for supremacy inside her womb. If you win, you suck her fetus through your urethra and into your stomach, so it can be digested later for sustenance. If you lose, the fetus tears your dick off and you leave humiliated.

Wow man, I can't believe she let me hit her with the good old Tallahassee Tug of War.

by Stop Pooping January 21, 2024

Tug-a-Slug

A specific method of slug removal.

Pest control.

Olivia came over and hit me with the old Tug-a-Slug and I never had another problem after that.

by AcceleratedAsystole September 14, 2022

Tug and Duck

A Tug and Duck is when you receive a hand job right before you cum you bend over and tug your penis as hard as you can until you cum.

You ask your girl to give you a hand job and when your about to cum you pull a Tug and Duck.

by Mr Prolapsed October 22, 2019