Terd Trigger

Whenever a cigarette is lit and the smoker instantly needs to go to the bathroom.

(During a smoke break)
Patrick: What's wrong with you Jason?
Jason: I got to go to the bathroom. This cigarette was a terd trigger.

by Pat J Bateman August 23, 2009

triggered

When someone says something to you that makes you angry.

When the FBI talks about Hillary Clinton's personal e-mail I am triggered because they won't investigate!!!

by SavageOreo February 21, 2017