Thumb Skrimmage

The pre-cursor to a thumb war. That does not mean in fact that the thumb skrimmage can be any less intense. Or wack, for that matter.

Cara fell asleep on charlie's shoulder and they had a thumb skrimmage. BASICALLY.

by chazz jazz bro February 24, 2011

Thumb rolled

When theres no toilet roll holder so you put the toilet paper roll on your thumb and roll it off much like a holder. takes many years of practice.

"The rolls of toilet paper where not on a holder" so i thumb rolled that shit

by anonymous October 8, 2017

thumb face

Thumb face or Thumbface is when a person takes a selfie with their chin tucked in, creating a double chin. Often the person has "crazy eyes" as well.

Did you see that photo of Matt? He had an epic thumb face.

by tal melyn October 30, 2014

Thumb Llama

When you insert your thumb into your partner’s rectum, and proceed to spit on them simultaneously.

“Bro I totally gave this bitch the sickest thumb llama last night”

by coqnbalz December 19, 2022

thumb wrap

To wrap your thumbs around dat fat ass from both sides as to spread the butt cheeks before smashing

DAYUUUUMMM!!! Would love nothing more than to thumb wrap dat fat ass right now!

by Hellllooppooo May 29, 2016

Thumbing A Saftey

A Fife term, originally describing the practice of opening a soft roll, this has been corrupted to describe the sexual act of stuffing a flaccid penis up one’s fanny.

Generally only practiced by Fife Sengas in a desperate attempt to get some sexual pleasure from the ned they picked up only hours before.

"See me, ah wiz pure thumbing a saftey last night...useless prick."

by Bruce February 1, 2005

kentucky thumb

the practice of inserting your thumb into a woman’s rear, just as Kentucky Ballistics did to save his life.

“Hey Josh, did you hear Brandon Herrera gave Megan Fox the Kentucky Thumb last night?”

by Brandon Herrera May 20, 2021