shitter text

this is when you are taking a shit and really bored you go thru you phone and mass text message a whole lot of people " whats up" " how are you" ect just to keep you occupied

brian sorry i didnt get back to you when you texted me " whats up", no its cool, i was shitter texting

by uncle steve from miami January 24, 2009

Shitters

Australian slang for drunk.

A: Are you sober, mate?
B: Nah mate, I'm absolutely shitters!

by PhraseCoinerCam August 21, 2018

shitter

a loser at a video game

GET SHIT ONNNNNNNNN YOU SHITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by No bitches March 10, 2022

Faraday Shitter

A toilet, washroom or other confined room where the goddamn Wi-Fi and phone service doesn't work so you're stuck on the potty with your own thoughts. Because of course it fucking doesn't work.

"I tried texting you earlier, but I get no signal in the bathroom! Fucking Faraday Shitter!"

by DeepFriedBacon October 11, 2023

Phantom Shitter

Someone who shits on the floor of a public dressing room or toilet with the intention to cause homur or havoc

I saw the work of a Phantom Shitter yesterday. I caught a Phantom Shitter in the bathroom

by BossSauce210 January 30, 2016

Pinching a No-Shitter

To go all day without taking a shit, in reference to baseball's "pitching a no hitter".

John was so busy at work today, he was pinching a no-shitter.

by jhook October 25, 2012

Ass Shitters

A group of the literal silliest beings alive. it consits of 8 people and 1 cretin.

I love Ass Shitters!

by pr1methes1lly October 2, 2023