Pasting like Church

To spend your day pasting to get the perfect seal

I was Pasting like Church

by Metallic Man September 25, 2025

Progeny Paste

Sophisticated speak for jizz.

The soup of the day features a special ingredient, the chef's progeny paste.

by Socksssss March 3, 2023

Boomer Paste

Term for most mayonnaise-based salads particularly popular amongst the Baby Boomer generation, and oftentimes consumer at picnics, such as potato salad, chicken salad, egg salad, etc, etc.

Looks like dad’s eating a Boomer Paste sandwich for the third time this week! Everything else is too spicy for him:

by Booool April 13, 2021

blast to the past

That real relatable moment when you go back in time and stretch your ancestors assholes to the size of a cannon ball

Damn mom you’re really making me want to give you a blast to the past

by surgarnipps69 February 6, 2021

Snack paste

Crunch lays chips in your hand, jack off with it, ejaculate into it, and then use this mixture to brush your girl's teeth.

Instead of toothpaste, I brush my girl's teeth with snack paste.

by gokaari June 13, 2018

Copy and Paste

2 different meanings

its either a dumbshit 3 year old drooling on their mom's ipad over some legos with 6 breadloafs on their chest in roblox, or CTRL + C, CTRL + V.

Hey bud, could you copy and paste that stuff into my DMs? Thanks.

by demiantmb December 30, 2021

Past Acceptability Maximum

How much of a romantic or sexual past one is willing to accept in a prospective partner.

John never went more than second base himself. His past acceptability maximum is a woman who went as much as third base. He is unable to accept anyone with experience more than that.

Jack's past acceptability maximum was a woman who had slept with one man maximum. But as Jack gets older and is unable to find such women, his past acceptability maximum increases and becomes more lenient. He is now open to women who slept with two men maximum.

Jane's past acceptability maximum is a man who went to third base maximum. But when she meets the handsome and tall Juan, she forgets her past acceptability maximum.

by Ememento October 4, 2024