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Jared

The most toxic person ever. He also works at Food 4 Less. Fuck Jared.
Fuck Jared
by Fuck Jared August 29, 2020
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Jared

Jared is a name of people who are huge pussy bitches that i will fuck anything they see. They are worthless pieces of shit and look like dead rats.
That’s that Jared cunt aye
by Shakeyy627 October 19, 2021
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Jared

So easy to love yet so hard to beat in a fight. Big kid, big personality, big talent, big ego. Confidence radiates stronger than the sun. Don’t know why every girl couldn’t go after Jared. Usually has a really hot girlfriend who’s out of his league, but he only uses that to make himself more confident. Who wouldn’t love him?
by Anonymous21166 January 11, 2022
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Jared

One of the cutest most amazing guys you could ever meet

He is very sweet and also sexy
I love Jared , he's so cool
by Cakeblaze August 7, 2017
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Jared

Obviously gay. Like you don’t even have to guess. Wears glasses.
He’s such a Jared. I wonder what his boyfriend’s like.
by ~Q November 29, 2019
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Jared

An okay guy that likes art loves music and says hello a lot
by Jared_animation February 9, 2021
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jared special

When the woman shoves a Subway sandwich up your ass while giving you a blowjob. This occurs only when you yell "EAT FRESH"
Eileen gave her husband a Jared special.
by Carl, god of all that is holy February 28, 2018
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