Dirty Side Of The Bed

When you run off a batch before going to sleep —letting it fly and land where it may— and then roll over to sleep in the clean part of the bed.

You act nonplussed when I told you about my Dirty Side Of The Bed, like you've never laid in your own filth before.

by Stingy Guts October 2, 2023

Dirty Mike and the Boys

A group of homeless men in New York City who break into a car and have an orgy, also known as a Soup Kitchen.

They leave a note: "Thanks for the F-Shack. -Dirty Mike and the Boyz". Generally leave used condoms in the seats.

Aw man! Dirty Mike and the Boys were in my car last night....my car's ruined!

by Dirty Mike359 January 15, 2011

If the turtle cage is dirty....I aint payin for it

This refers to an escort or expensive prostitute with a dirty coochie that is not deserving of payment or asking price.

Hey bruh, this bottom bitch on 5th tried to charge fat stacks to go around the world on a used up baby ho. I told the bitch,"if the turtle cage is dirty....I aint payin for it"

by charlo June 10, 2014

dirty dishes and the dishwasher

a sexual game where a guy takes forks, knives, spoons and uses them to sexually stimulate a woman by placing them in her vagina, ass, or mouth until they have the woman's bodily fluids on them.

Damn bro you and your chick played dirty dishes and the dishwasher last night? That's fucked up.

by Frknbed June 30, 2009

Dirty man with the yellow hat

The act of constantly spanking one's monkey while eating a banana using too much teeth.

I give myself the best dirty man with the yellow hat.

by platinumgaming57 June 24, 2021

Dirty mike and the boyz

When 4-8 homeless faggots get in the back of a Prius and analy rape each other.

Yo homie lets dirty mike and the boyz each other.

by 69punk May 16, 2016

Dirty Dog of the Internet

This is a term typically used to describe the irrational scum of the internet.

Its singular form (Dirty Dog of the Internet) can be used as just a general term to describe a particularly frustrating individual online, an insult directed towards a person, or as a normal, profane term.

Its plural form (Dirty Dogs of the Internet) can be used to describe a group of individuals on the internet that are generally seen as annoying, or can just be used as a normal, profane term.

"This dirty dog of the internet is a living logical fallacy with all his incomprehensible bullshit."

"<annoying social media site> is a group of dirty dogs of the internet!"

"Shut up, you dirty dog of the internet!"

*stubs toe* "Dirty dog(s) of the internet!"

by Sweggins June 25, 2015