Ballast tanks

When your balls expand from absorbing too much water from sitting in the bath too long.

I was taking a bath, and I mustve dozed off, because when I looked down, I had ballast tanks.

by Bojojo June 16, 2011

Hank The Tank

The innocent victim of hate crimes who was framed and accused of commiting burgleries in the streets of california. He is wanted by the police for crimes he did not commit.

Person:" Woah! Is that hank the tank?"
Hank The Tank: *Bear Noises*

by Cheesire April 12, 2022

Tank off2

Tank off2 is an online multiplayer game.

I enjoy playing Tank off2

by Donny DD February 5, 2021

Wanking the tank

Another term for male masturbation.

Guy: “Yo why haven’t you been gaming recently? Are you grounded?”
Friend: “Yeah, my mom caught me wanking the tank on friday, she said no ps4 for a month.”
Guy: “Damn, that’s awkward.”

by Rectumstretcher89 October 30, 2019

Space Tank

This is where you lay on your arm until it goes blue and numb, and then carry out the act of masturbation so that it looks like an alien hand with no gravitational pull

Dan: Oh man, I had a space tank last night
Andy: Damn, those things get messy

by kjgxxx January 17, 2012

Dev Tank

An extra hot specimen of a man Dev(God) Tank(Chad) means they are a godly level of chad

Holy shit that guys hot, he's a Dev, look at his jawline, Jesus he's such a Dev Tank

by Dr_Shush January 5, 2023

Tank legs

Half man half tank , has a mullet and is a secret genius also known as tanko. If you see this great being you probably are driving down the monash and he's probably traveling at high velocity g force that mattreses will blind you with great impact. These secret geniuses are very rare and are easily mistaken for team leaders . He could also be mistaken for a sonic boom with the amount of subs he has mounted on his tank legs .

Civilian:"Why are there wheels where your legs should be ?"
Tanko :"there not wheels there tank legs"

by Frannnnnnnko July 14, 2010