Japanese Crab Stroke

The Japanese Crab Stroke is a sex act where a man/women masturbates a women/man bearing a jungle of pubic hair full of pubic lice. Not to be confused with the Japanese Crab Surprise when a man begins the act but ends up finding a penis where he expected a vagina.

Anne: I've got an itch literally ;)
Joe: Japanese Crab Stroke?
Anne: Ok

by Nex Solo April 24, 2011

CHINESE STROKE LUNG

Deadly disease cause by typing too fast. It can affect the lungs and brain.
Symptoms: Fits of laughter, INTENSE fits of laughter.

Dude 1:Hey did you see Ryan?
Dude 2: Yeah I think he got Chinese Stroke Lung
Dude 1: Oh poor guy.

by W&R INC. December 16, 2019

Mississippi Heat Stroke

A man workouts in compression shorts and gets his gooch nice and ranky then, unshaved sits on his partners face thus causing them to pass out for a brief moment.

Last weekend Jennie let me give her a Mississippi heat stroke, I was scared after she didn't wake up for 5 minutes, I think I will do less running next time.

by buttchug25 February 26, 2015

im having a stroke

im having a stroke you say when you repletely mess up a word when talking

1: Hey did you know i hate sidpers

2: what
1: spdier
2: you good
1: Im having a stroke
3: r/Ihadasrtoke
3: damn it

by oi bloody cunt April 20, 2021

One Stroke Wonder

A man who is really good at line games but is really bad at sex.

I told that guy to beat my line game and he did it. Wow he is such a one stroke wonder. But he's still a Fuckboy.

by Penis Music June 4, 2018

stroke the remote

Synonymous with channel surfing or
hey, I was watching that!

Stroke the remote anything's better than this Cops crap

by nerfherder January 11, 2009

Stroke Speech

The typical teleprompter speech by President Obama that sexually excites Chris Matthews, Keith Obermann,Obama, and other progressive douche bags

Did you hear Obama's latest stroke speech about amnesty?
Yes, Chris Matthews found it stroke worthy but it was just another pack of lies from that bullshit artist.

by Mr Duke July 8, 2010