Spencer Quinney

Spencer Quinney is a mystical creature that is know to kiss old men in their sleep. Spencer Quinney is sexually attracted to men and men only. However, there is one exception. He likes one woman, named Chamoy. Every night while Chamoy is sleeping Spencer Quinney goes to her house and watches her. Sometimes he gets a little excited and tickles her a little bit. Spencer Quinney has a blinding light that emits from his crotch. If you try to look at his teeny peenie you will lose the ability to see forever. Spencer Quinney does not usually kill, however, if you open your eyes or try to defend yourself while he is tickling you at night, he might get aggressive and hurt or kill you, or sometimes if he really likes you, he will tickle you harder. Sometimes there is a chance that he will tickle you so hard that you die. Spencer Quinney likes to touch people at night so make sure you lock your doors!

Spencer Quinney tickled me last night.

Oh, cool.

by Nebap February 1, 2024

Spencer Lippman

Spencer may seam like an odd guy at first...

Yo Spencer Lippman! I'm have decided I hate you know bitch!

by SpencerL January 31, 2022

Spencer

The best name ever, if you ever come across or know a Spencer they're probably very respectful and care about people's feelings, and also very attractive.

"Who's that?"
"Oh, that's just Spencer, he's the hottest guy around."

by 15Crossed February 26, 2023

Spencer

Leads the orgies at cadet camp.

If you don't call Spencer sergeant hell eat your tender ass

by Adhair May 23, 2019

Spencer sherwood

pikey who lives in his caravan and keeps his ketchup in the cupboard

Have you seen spencer sherwood?

Yeah he’s in his caravan

by notthepikey November 20, 2018

spencer

the best person to exist. expressive, has quite the humor, and has amazing sense of style. accepting and supportive of most natures, understanding and sweet to the ones they adore (romantically). easy to vibe with, hella blunt and just a great person to converse with. and if their last name ends in a color too.. u’ll fall in love. so beautiful. loads of people fall for them that ur a lucky star if they fall for u too <3.

simp #1: spencer is so perfect. i love spencer.

simp #2: they’re the best.

by ESKETIT2017 November 21, 2021

Spencer Speece

The best boy you’ll ever meet. Even if it’s just passing him in the hallway, it’s like time stops just so you could admire him. He’s beautiful and smells like lilacs. He’ll never notice me, but he’s adored, even if he’s teased sometimes.

“Girl I think I fell for Spencer Speece”
“Like everyone else”

by WVUUYYG aughevev November 5, 2023