Speed Limit

What is the speed limit? I don't know just go as fast as you want!

The speed limit is useless, just go as fast as you want to

by iijay May 15, 2022

Speeding Ticket

(NOUN): A summons issued to a coworker or employee when they screw up a task because of task saturation. Or a summons your spouse issues to you for screwing something up even though you are managing a thousand things correctly.

e.g., 1) My boss keeps giving me more sh*t to do just so he can give me a speeding ticket for messing up a task. 2) My wife is always giving me speeding tickets when I screw up and when I give her a speeding ticket, she always figures out how to turn it around and issue the speeding ticket back at me.

by Barely Managing February 13, 2023

AC speed

Stands for almost C the speed of light or 99.9%.

Some stars that orbit a black holes have been found to orbit at AC speed

by Lone wolf sirius November 30, 2020

Joerg speed

Slower then a turtle

Man you're going Joerg speed, you're super slow.

by TMMITL April 10, 2019

speed logging

Having to shit in a hurry, due to time constraints. Opposite of slow logging.

I was running late for work so I had to do some speed logging before I left. I aint shittin in McDonald's!

by gatorfeeder February 5, 2014

Speed Runner

the definition on urbandictionary where people keep on repeating the same thing

"A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big hea-"
"Dude this is the 15th time i've heard this shut up"

by y0ur_pseud0nym April 15, 2021

Gxd Speed

A really talented youtuber who just started making videos in Roblox. He is so cool and dvery kid wishes to be like him just check his YouTube and you will see how much effort he puts. I’m just a huge fan of him.

Gamer 1: Have you seen Gxd Speed’s new video?
Gamer 2: Yes MAN. It was doppeeee.

by TheUltimateAdventureMAN February 23, 2021