backwoods southern lawyer

A sleezy, corrupt lawyer from the South.

Alex Murdaugh is a Backwoods Southern Lawyer

by Dyl322679 March 6, 2023

Southern Barn Bomb

A 12oz glass filled with Jägermeister and a shot of Horse semen to add some flavor.

Dude did you hear what Jerry did last night!? He didn’t want to drink anything but Southern barn bombs at the party. He was walking funny and kept sticking out his tongue with a milky film all over it. His horse Stewart seemed pretty worn out when i came over last night.

by Hick Country October 12, 2021

southern snake style

verb: when 4 or more men penetrate a women in the same hole either orally, vaginally, or anally at the same time

guy 1: dude mindy is such a slut.

guy 2: y?

guy 1: because judah drew ben n i southern snake styled the shit out of her ass all nite long

guy 2: yuck. hey why wasn't i invited?

by blaque zilla August 5, 2010

southern blow torch

When a person farts in someone’s mouth or face

My buddy held me down and gave me a southern blow torch

by Evildrummer May 14, 2018

southern crotcheaux region

A more descriptive form of crotcheaux region. See crotcheaux region.

The day after Billy visited the neighborhood house of ill repute, his Southern Crotcheaux Region was burning badly.

by Coronado March 17, 2009

Southern Louisiana Lizard

The act of jerking off your lizard with hot sauce, usually Louisiana hot sauce.

Last night I decided to switch it up and do a Southern Louisiana Lizard. It was excellent!!

by SlipperyD November 16, 2017

Southern monster truck

A southern monster truck is when a morbidly obese woman gives you sloppy road head

S: dude Josh is getting a southern monster truck in that jeep wrangler

T: ew, hopefully he’s drunk

by Youngbuck420 April 26, 2023