The Southern Illinois Porker

Nailing a fat chick from behind while your buddy gets a blowjob from her. The blowjob recipient must really stuff it in so her panting sounds like snorts in between thrusts. This sometimes happens at biker rallies in Southern Illinois. If the participants are related or if it happens at a family reunion, it is the Southern Illinois Family Porker.

Hey pal, let's see if that chick is up for the Southern Illinois Porker!

by *******JOHN******* July 13, 2021

southern french kiss

when a woman gets on her knees and proceeds to swap spit with a man's dick.

hey Girl, want to give me the ol' southern French kiss.

by Bill McSpankee January 23, 2023

southern snake style

verb: when 4 or more men penetrate a women in the same hole either orally, vaginally, or anally at the same time

guy 1: dude mindy is such a slut.

guy 2: y?

guy 1: because judah drew ben n i southern snake styled the shit out of her ass all nite long

guy 2: yuck. hey why wasn't i invited?

by blaque zilla August 5, 2010

southern kart wheel

When a gay guy grabs onto your genitals and you are so startled you stumble backwards into a “southern kart wheel”

“Dude, that homo just made me do a southern southern kart wheel ! “

Stumbling backwards and falling when grabbed by a homo on the genitals

by Chrizpy February 10, 2018

calling out Southern

The excuse one from the South gives when they are in a snowy region and can't make it into work.

She needs to move back to Florida, this is the fifth incident of her calling out Southern this Winter!

by GracieMae March 3, 2009

southern blow torch

When a person farts in someone’s mouth or face

My buddy held me down and gave me a southern blow torch

by Evildrummer May 14, 2018

Southern Louisiana Lizard

The act of jerking off your lizard with hot sauce, usually Louisiana hot sauce.

Last night I decided to switch it up and do a Southern Louisiana Lizard. It was excellent!!

by SlipperyD November 16, 2017