by Editor189 May 30, 2016

Any person involved in information technology, information security, or gaming or your average millennial zombie who spends most of their waking hours on a computer for business, pleasure, or because they don't know else to do, having become completely handicapped by technology.
What happened to Dave? He is sitting at his computer surrounded by empty pizza boxes and energy drinks! - Yeah, he has become a computer slave because the new first person shooter game came out.
by vududady January 6, 2017

by mcdiggles95 September 26, 2023

by PaQueSepi April 13, 2023

On a good slave day there was a slave name israel he woke up out in his shed and saw somthing green he went up to it and smelled it. He called his master and his master said your wroking in the house tonight israel was happy. So one night well master was out israel was making a pie for miss jones the masters wife israel said ooooo miss jone you gonna love this pie then miss jones said you know what els imma like israel said ya yo biggg juicy black dick Israel was scared because miss jones was fatt like a ballon so he ran and ran until he was able to jump a fence a run away and never came back.
by The butter killer June 17, 2018

Person 1: "ugh, I have to use social media to escape from my reality of crippling debt and living paycheck to paycheck. Also, why is gas so expensive, and items? Why can't I seem to be successful like all the YouTubers promised me."
Person 2: "Newage slave moment"
Person 2: "Newage slave moment"
by TheCentralBank February 24, 2023

by noob attacker of doom February 18, 2018
