Blue Screen of Death

Something that is now virtually extinct, thanks to Microsoft's brand new stable OS.

"OH NO!!!!1MY WIDNWOZ 3.1 HSA CARAHSED!!!!!!!!11111"
"You need Windows XP, dipshit. Welcome to the real world."

by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003

blue screen of death

An error message that appears in blue and white on windows 95/98/2000/me/nt/xp/2003 boxes every time you: read a cd-rom/plug in a usb device/install new hardware/read e-mail/play solitaire/look for porn/listen to mp3's/click on start/change the background/chat over IRC/install any kind of new software/make 'backups' of windows Cd's to share with your friends/type word documents/try to get you fscking soundcard to work/calibrate your joystick/open 3rd party browsers like firefox/compile cpp files/keep your pc on for more than two minutes ect.

The problem is rarely caused by bad memory. the main cause is bad programming, whereby a program (usualy explorer.exe, but other virii are also known) ignores memory boundries and writes data to memory locations allocated to other programs, causing them to abort.

Windows caused a page-fault in module winsux.dll at 0x442298765, 0x656758958, 0x2234323434

An access voilation occured while trying to reference memory at 0x444567358

Unspecified error. Abort, Retry, Fail?

"fo fucksakes!"

by d-_-b June 9, 2005

screen share

The act of seeing someone else's screen and all of their online activities. This can only be done when both users have a Mac. A screen share is usually a bad thing, as you can essentially take over someone's screen and "creep" on them.

"If you don't stop annoying me, I'm about to screen share you."

"Omg I just got screen shared. This sucks."

"Stop trying to screen share me, you creep."

by SyracuseOrangMEN. June 23, 2009

smoke-screen

n. a state in which one turns the shower on while taking a shit.

I was taking a monster shit in the bathroom when I heard my roommate enter the house with some female friends, I immediately had to implement the smoke-screen.

by skulls1850 March 19, 2009

Screenshotting

When a girl, while giving you a blowjob, sticks her fingers up your anal passage and knees you in the face and your body orgasms purely from unexpected shock.

Daniel: Jesus man, why do you have a black eye? Thought you were on a date last night.

Eoin: I was with Claudia last night, things got pretty heavy and she ended up screenshotting me. I didn't even know what was happening until it was over. I think I'm in love.

by Barantir July 1, 2019

Screen Looking

In a split-screen video game match, glancing at the screens of opponents to check up on their status (location, items, etc). A fundamental part of gaming.

Ahh, I didn't see you there. I should have been screen looking.

by toastmasteralpha April 24, 2010

under radar screen

a term used for staying low and out of sight

Amigos keep under radar screen this means keep your butt's low to the ground.
US border patrol "no see no stop". comprendo!

Now point #2. When U get to san Francisco U will be in heaven but " don't ask and don't tell "

AND when U hear fog horns blow horn DON'T have a look see....

now point #3. If U get north of mexifornia watch out for Q ball

by itichie_nocanpo September 8, 2006