shankles

fat as fuck. abnormally spherical. rotund. massive. enormous. massive.

what a fucking shankles

by shaquankles May 28, 2025

Shnackle Honk

A mysterious gremlin-like creature said to appear only when you drop something important, offering no help except a single judgmental honk.

I swear I double-checked the key, must’ve been a shnackle honk moment.

by Exaggerated-Turtle November 27, 2025

Ass Shacked

see, Butt Housed.

Walter: I feel like shit, me and Frank got completely Ass Shacked last night.

by Luciferrodeo February 12, 2009

action-spackle

to explosively defocate after a sudden shocking, surprising, or traumatic expirience

When I saw that deer jump in the road I action-spackled all over the car!

by Karlsbad August 29, 2009

Ball Shacker

A ball shacker is someone who shacks balls. They are brave, ballsy individuals, who shoots out ballsy remarks wherever they so choose, to whomever they so choose. AKA, one who is nardsy. The verb form of this word, is 'ball shackin'.

Note: you may, and it is recommended that, you elect someone amongst your group of friends to be the king of ball shackin'ry.

1.' Wow.. did you hear what she just said?! What a ball shacker!"

2. She was ball shackin all through the town.

3. In his spare time, he enjoyed ball shackin around the internet.

4. He's probably the coolest, most ball-shackin' person I know!

by bam_0418 February 12, 2010

Cereal Spackle

The dried on bits of leftover cereal stuck to the edge of the bowl. If left unwashed or rinsed, these particles will immediately begin to harden into a spackle that cannot be removed by even the toughest sponge.

Alicia left her bowl of cereal on the bedside table last night, and now she is chipping away at the cereal spackle.

by ProfS May 6, 2010

bike shacker

when one or more parties of a hook up don't walk but bike home the next morning in the clothes from the previous night, including but not limited to; high heels, mini skirts, dresses, full jewelry, graphic tees

Benefits: significantly shortens the length of time it takes to get home in the morning.

Guy 1: That's a weird outfit to wear for an early morning bike ride.
Guy 2: Aw no man, she's just riding a bike home after she shacked. A bike shacker.

by sorostitute512 August 27, 2011