Halberd Sexual

Sexually attracted to white bread and white bread lovers who live in the states with zero hoes.
Boy: what do you identify as? I’m dream sexual!

Boy: you silly bitch. I’m Halberd Sexual
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Snow Sexual

Someone who is deeply in-love with Snow White.
I love Snow White. I am Snow Sexual
by sawyerrduv March 20, 2021
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Hot-sexual

A hot-sexual refers to some who’s sexual orientation is such that they are only attracted to hot members of the opposite sex.

This is also an LGBTQ+ recognised sexuality.
“Hey I’m a hot-sexual, only am attractive to hot chicks
by Swaggy9121 July 16, 2021
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Sexually Somersaulted

When you stick your fingers in a girl’s butthole, vaghole and pisshole and roll her over like a bowling ball.
“Why are girls always so flabbergasted after they fucked you?”

“Because I’ve sexually somersaulted them!”
by Memelyn September 24, 2022
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Homie sexual

When two homies are gay to each other but not really gay it’s more like a bro mans but, being gay towards the boys is not gay.
Being gay towards the boys is not gay it’s Homie sexual
by Kipzafterlife September 07, 2019
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nutcrack sexual

someone who is sexually attracted to nutcrackers, or really any Christmas figure.
"Kate? Yea I heard she was nutcrack sexual"
by katecnnor January 11, 2021
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Sexual Chernobyl

When one or more people of ill-repute do the nasty in a place you frequent, thereby making said place uninhabitable for fear of the resulting effect on your body, i.e. growing a third nipple, an enormous cold sore, or the worst case of anal warts you have ever seen.
My brother's girlfriend wanted him to have sex with her on my bed, but he didn't. Thankfully, now I won't have to sleep in Sexual Chernobyl.
by thatguy527 August 16, 2015
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