salad bath 

To bathe in another person bodily fluids from the genital area

Oh god it was like a salad bath last night

salad bath by Anononon December 8, 2022

Salad Tossed 

Typically a Canadian saying to indicate you have received a new haircut.

Hey Bob, looks like you got your salad tossed! Looks great!

Hey honey, I am just going to get my salad tossed. Do you need anything from the grocery store on the way back?

Salad Tossed by Canuckle January 18, 2023

Salad Milk 

When you make a large portion of salad and don't eat it all, and then seal it. Then after a day or so condensation forms and the ingredients release more water. This is often a white milky liquid that can be drained off before eating the salad - this is salad milk.

"I'll be with you in just a mo, I'm just milking yesterdays salad"

"you aren't going to throw away all that salad milk are you? Its very nutritious especially from cheesy salads!"

Salad Milk by Stellarator January 23, 2023

Salad Bar 

A person whom is just as lame and boring as a all you can eat buffet salad bar

She doesn't do anything all day except fall asleep in her lap
Yah that b*tch is a f***ing salad bar

Salad Bar by Babygirlchels February 23, 2023

Salad Shooter 

A portable high-velocity cannon made for the sake of shooting salad as a weapon.

"OMG! Some drunk ass thessalonian just pulled a drive-by salad shooter on my filthy Egg McMustache!"

Salad Shooter by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023

Salad fingers 

A slang term for a workaholic.

Timothy's colleagues nicknamed him "Salad fingers", due to the sheer amount of filing, writing, and typing his boss had laid out for him. His hands were chafed and startlingly emaciated.

Salad fingers by Bondelhyde May 2, 2023

Salad Forking 

A kissing cousin of the sexual term “forking.” It refers to the act of penetrating a female from behind while spooning. In this particular instance, the female in question is a vegetarian, vegan, or some other person with a plant-based dietary restriction.

Hey man, how did your date with Agatha go last night?

Bro. We shared a salad and cuddled a little bit, but things got a bit serious. She asked me to toss her tomatoes, and we ended up salad forking!

Sweet! I think. Wait, what?

Salad Forking by FloridaPuffBoy February 8, 2024