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Slavic Smosh

2 slavic people with ordinary slavic lives that love pierogi and struggle with getting rubles!
romanian 1: I STOLE SLAVIC SMOSH'S WINDOWS 98 PC, NOW THEY WILL NEVER FINISH THE EPISODE!

Anton: ZAMKNIJ SIE!
by SlavicSmosh December 22, 2022
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Guac-slosh

Guac-slosh (v): To give a blowjob with a magnitude of sloppiness so great that the act may reasonably be compared to an avocado spinning around one's penis with astounding velocity.
Guac slosh (n): The residue left behind from an act of guac-sloshing.
Guac slosh (n): A blowjob with a magnitude of sloppiness so great that the act may reasonably be compared to an avocado spinning around one's penis with astounding velocity.
Guac slosher (n): The person giving that "good slosh."
Guac slosher (derogatory) (n): A whore.
Guac-sloshed (a): Feeling both immensely euphoric yet veritably dazed moments after guacing.
Examples:
Guac-slosh (v): "Due to Jessica being in the marching band, I was taken aback when she guac-sloshed me."
Guac-slosh (n): "We had to change the mattress due to it being supersaturated with guac slosh."
Guac slosh (n): "I heard Ben got some wild guac slosh from Jessica too."
Guac slosher (n): "He remarked flirtatiously, 'Come here you dirty little guac slosher.'"
Guac slosher (derogatory) (n): "Why would you hit that—she's a known guac slosher."
Guac-sloshed (a): "I quit my fentanyl addiction so that I could devote more time to being quac-sloshed."
by Guac-sloshed Fr August 23, 2024
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Alaskan Dicker-Slosh

This term is used when woman eats a mans testical while giving birth to a newborn baby.
Ooh, ALaskan Dicker-Slosh!
by JJSLIDA-JOYCONBOYZ November 29, 2023
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The Funny Slosh

When you've drank a lot of liquid recently, so moving from a sitting to lying down position quickly, a water sloshing sound is audible
Don't lie down too fast or you'll get the funny slosh.
by Big Fei January 31, 2026
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D.J. Slosh

Rapper. Born from the rural areas of New York. Famously know for the song “Slosh Walk” and grew to fame in 2018. Known for getting the cops pissed off. He refers to police as twelve and states “F*%# 12”. Has been to jail and came out even stronger than before. Also known for the beef between him and Ney York born rapper, Centient. Listen to D.J. Slosh on Spotify.
Man 1: “ Yo u hear D.J. Sloshes new song? Purdy’s grave
Man 2: “Yeah he completely destroyed purdy”
by niggleto February 14, 2019
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