When a gay guy grabs onto your genitals and you are so startled you stumble backwards into a “southern kart wheel”
“Dude, that homo just made me do a southern southern kart wheel ! “
Stumbling backwards and falling when grabbed by a homo on the genitals
Stumbling backwards and falling when grabbed by a homo on the genitals
by Chrizpy February 10, 2018

verb: when 4 or more men penetrate a women in the same hole either orally, vaginally, or anally at the same time
guy 1: dude mindy is such a slut.
guy 2: y?
guy 1: because judah drew ben n i southern snake styled the shit out of her ass all nite long
guy 2: yuck. hey why wasn't i invited?
guy 2: y?
guy 1: because judah drew ben n i southern snake styled the shit out of her ass all nite long
guy 2: yuck. hey why wasn't i invited?
by blaque zilla August 5, 2010

Dude did you hear what Jerry did last night!? He didn’t want to drink anything but Southern barn bombs at the party. He was walking funny and kept sticking out his tongue with a milky film all over it. His horse Stewart seemed pretty worn out when i came over last night.
by Hick Country October 12, 2021

by SlipperyD November 16, 2017

The day after Billy visited the neighborhood house of ill repute, his Southern Crotcheaux Region was burning badly.
by Coronado March 17, 2009

by Evildrummer May 14, 2018

Nailing a fat chick from behind while your buddy gets a blowjob from her. The blowjob recipient must really stuff it in so her panting sounds like snorts in between thrusts. This sometimes happens at biker rallies in Southern Illinois. If the participants are related or if it happens at a family reunion, it is the Southern Illinois Family Porker.
by *******JOHN******* July 13, 2021
