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Shade

1: Something that provides a living being or thing cover from the ball of plasma that we call the sun.
2: When a person, or group talks some shit, or gives the individual some look, but does not want to be identified in most cases.
Jenny: Man, you going to find some shade?
Jeremy: Naw, I need my tan.
**2 days later**
Jenny: Hey, I heard that someone throwing you some shade. You gonna find the person and offer them fade?
Jeremy: Who speaking on my name? I'll find that fucker.
by Timmy_ May 15, 2018
mugGet the Shademug.

baby no shade

The phrase 'baby no shade' means that someone is being honest or straightforward about what they are saying or doing.
Person 1: I heard you and wassaname beef is that true?
Person 2: baby no shade that beef is one sided ash
by Zeyybliceem October 9, 2024
mugGet the baby no shademug.

Comparing Shades of shit

When two things are both shitty and awful, but someone wants to whataboutism something else shitty.

Youre just comparing shades of shit.

They both are shit. It's not a competition. Stop trying to one up shit. If they're both shit. Stop splitting grey hairs.
Jess is an unemployed loser
Yeah but what about your bother John.

You're just comparing shades of shit.
by tepest January 2, 2024
mugGet the Comparing Shades of shitmug.

Sady and Shade

THEY ARE BAD ASSSSS! before you try to talk to them you have to be careful. theyll remove that stick from up your ass aand put a cactus up there
sady and shade are badasses theyll blow a mcdonalds up
by slaythedayy3938 August 17, 2022
mugGet the Sady and Shademug.

Shade Tree Mechanic

An individual who can preform car repairs and maintenance for a fraction of the cost if those same services were done at a dealership. The Shade Tree Mechanic, more commonly known simply as "Shade Tree" is very knowledgeable of how to service most domestic vehicles manufactured before 1995. Any vehicle manufactured after 1995 and import vehicles in particular are problematic for Shade Tree; however, Shade Tree will tell you otherwise.

Shade Tree operates from his own driveway or in front of his house on the street. Ideally, the service work is preformed beneath a tree with a large canopy providing necessary shade during hot summer days hence, the title "Shade Tree."

Be advised, the Shade Tree does not possess any metric tools, uses vise-grip pliers in practically every repair situation and will require you make multiple trips to the auto parts store to replace things inadvertently damaged by the apologetic Shade Tree during the service repair process.

Most shade trees will barter and accept various forms of payment including cash, a carton of cigarettes, liquor, Wendy's or Burger King.
Joe: I need new brakes for my car but the dealership wants over $400.00
Mike: Bruh, go around the corner and holla at that Shade Tree Mechanic. He'll hook you up for a pack of squares and some Chick-fil-A.
by 1lyf1luv December 13, 2023
mugGet the Shade Tree Mechanicmug.

Shading

Being clever, witty, silly and fun when getting into an awkward situation, meeting a new person or boss, or presenting a project or group activity.
I see you’ve been shading your way through those group presentations!

Man I wasn’t sure how you would do meeting the new VP of sales but you really shaded your way through that.
by Doylesuckseggs May 14, 2025
mugGet the Shadingmug.

WhisperingbitchNiggas(no.-shade)

A bunch slowed up dimlights that may never glow up but to old to return and for the receipt and walmarts policies upgraded 😬😅🤣
When matt was being a bitch ass nigga and WhisperingbitchNiggas(no.-shade) towards kangaroo Lacopohos
by RealSpokenBroHill March 4, 2022
mugGet the WhisperingbitchNiggas(no.-shade)mug.

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