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Russian Oilspill

The extremely disgusting sexual position where the male is just about to ejaculate, but all the while proceeds to shit all over his partner and himself. Usually it is because of failure to contain bowel movements during sexual excitement.
Joe: Man, I ate too many of those burritos you gave me last night and got diarrhea. The Russian Oilspill I did while i was f-ing that girl was horrible.

Bobby: Hah! Well I put laxatives in them since you showed me sourmath last week.

Joe: FUUUUUUUUUU-
by APpubes March 11, 2011
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Russian windstorm

When a male shoots his jizz on the outermost part of the girls anal hole. After this is done the girl simply farts to make the jizz look like a "Russian Windstorm"
Sally gave great anal but she killed the mood when she got her Russian Windstorm on me.
by CanadianNinja March 19, 2011
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Russian Easter Egg

When a person places fecal matter between the mattress and box spring. Thus resulting in a special surprise upon discovery. Common joke between eastern European males between the ages of 17 and 22.
"I just left a Russian easter egg in his bedroom!"

"She is going to be pissed when that Russian easter egg does not scrub out of the mattress."
by Firedude1980 October 11, 2014
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Russian Dog

A Russian or anyone of Russian decent. Typically used as a derogatory term.
john: "Did you see how that guy looked?"
Robert: "He was a Russian Dog."
by Rumster December 5, 2014
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Russian Piggy Back Ride

Russian Piggy Back Ride: The Act of you asking someone to put their dick in your ass and jump on your back
by CloudRiderHD November 6, 2015
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Russian Job

A slang term for titty fuck. To thrust the penis in between a woman's breasts, simulating intercourse.
I hooked up with this girl the other night, and she gave me a Russian Job! It was amazing!
by loop zoop June 7, 2017
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russian cock-sleeve

when a partner rips open their asshole and buries your dick into it
by PenisMuncher101 September 5, 2017
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