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The Elokobi Rule

The un-written law of football where if George Elokobi, the wolves legend, scores a goal on FIFA or Pro Evolution it counts as 19.

A similar rule applies to Emile Heskey, whose goals are worth 5 a piece. However if both players score in the same game "blump saturation" occurs which means both players goals are now worth 1. Blump saturation has never been forced to date due to it's unlikelyness.
Nick: An elokobi hatrick, amazing. I make that 57-2. I love The Elokobi Rule.
Sid: Correct, but it only takes one heskey goal to make it 3-3
Nick: Well that's blump saturation for you.
by Elokobi'sNephew January 24, 2010
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Rule 423

Every fictional character is bisexual until proven otherwise.
"I'm sure that he's gay."
"Rule 423 says otherwise."
by Shadow Industry July 9, 2011
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The Rule of Goats

The Rule of Goats says that self-awareness or irony doesn't change public perception. If you fuck a goat, even if you say it's for the lulz or to prove a larger point, you're still a goat-fucker.

The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.
Defendant: "I was only trolling when I said all those awful things."
Ken White: "The Rule of Goats applies."
by NoneCanHandle November 7, 2021
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19 minute rule

A commonly held practice amongst urban males, by which at least one (though more commonly multiple) sexually active partners reside within a 19 minute commute of the male's place of residence, so as to allow sexual activity that takes advantage of early morning erections (that statistically last approximately an average of 20 minutes without stimulation)
Person A: "Not to be too much of a triflin' hoe, but does your girl meet the 19 minute rule?"

Person B: "Why yes, I am always inclined to follow such practical, time-tested, and, if I may be so bold, satisfying rules-of-thumb."
by Dennard April 7, 2008
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friend rule

The rule that you shouldn't get romantically involved with someone a close friend has been romantically involved with, at least without asking first. The reason being that whatever issues exist(ed) in the romantic relationship tend to become issues for the friendship as well.
"Did you hear that Mike is sleeping with Sara?"
"Isn't she your ex? Total violation of the friend rule, man."
by Memeslayer October 6, 2006
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Ja Rule

Biggest Tupac Wannabe out there besides Jevon Jones (Tha Realest). Does nothing but steal Tupac's lyrics and copy his cross, bandanas and bald head. He should change his name to Mockaveli.
Ja Rule needs to get off Tupac's dick.
by Ashleigh Keys May 18, 2008
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Cardinal Rule

The Cardinal Rule a substantial rule that is in place in a certain situation or organization. And it must not be broken at anytime.
'You must never date your friends ex. thats the cardinal rule of friendship'

'You broke the cardinal rule didn't you? Spies don't fall in love' - NBC's Chuck

'Never date a co-worker, its the cardinal rule. because when it all blows up in your face. your screwed'
by Keyls April 6, 2010
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