dirty puerto rican

a cup alignment in beer pong where the cups are in a two-three horizontal position.

Hey man! Move the cups into a Dirty Puerto Rican for me!

by cracklejacklemackle October 14, 2015

Recka

Record- a disc played on a record player, usually by a DJ.

Compact Disc

I went to the Recka Store to by P-Diddys new album.

by Mrvalsalva April 21, 2009

Ricardo

The love of my life. A beautiful soul with the biggest heart. Takes care of so many people and never complains. Has a big but soft heart but doesn’t like to show this too often. Needs to work on showing his love that he is dedicated and trustworthy. He is a great protector and a great role model. Tries his hardest but doesn’t get recognition a lot. He should settle down and live his best life

Her: hey Ricardo, do u know what I want??
Ricardo: yes to be my halal?

Her: how do u know me so well?

by Nothinggoinfforu February 2, 2023

Puerto Rican Dozen

Buy 10 get 1 free. Very common on quarter waters, long ices and du rags. Less common but sometimes available on "defective" bicycles.

customer: I'll take 11 of these, but I'm only paying for 10.
clerk: So your making that a Puerto Rican dozen.

by Stauqmuk June 23, 2010

Puerto Rican Hammock

Shaving one's pubic area, but not the balls, gooch, or ass crack, leaving a hammock of pubic hairs where the sun don't shine. This is predominant in French women and obese people.

Bryan: So how'd that date go last night?
Kevin: Well we went back to her place, and I tried going down on her...
Bryan: Well, what happened?
Kevin: I saw her Puerto Rican hammock and ran out of her house.

by titansfreak12 October 11, 2012

Puerto Rican Manicure

When you finger your girlfriend while she is on her period, and let the menstrual blood dry.

Matt: "Jesus what is that on your hand?"
Jesus: "Ah shit! Maria is on her period, and I forgot to wash my hands this morning."
Matt: "HA! She gave you a Puerto Rican manicure! Hilarious!"

Puerto Rican Fingering Sex period Pussy

by JesusNotChrist August 25, 2014

dirty riccardo

The name of the elite gathering of sick cunts

When is the annual dirty Riccardo happening

by Rigby oralocs April 21, 2020