Hump'denDump relationship

Used to describe pointless relationships that start when it is expected to last for a short period of time. It assumes that a couple has only a physical relationship and proceeding it, will breakup hence " hump then dump". If said quickly enough the term sounds like "humptydumpty" (that egg that sat on the wall but shattered because he fell...)

"I can't believe Larlar and that foreign exchange student are dating?!"
"Oh, it's just a hump'dendump relationship. He's going back to Turkey in a month"
"... he's so creepy.."

"Mom, how come I don't know my father?"
"He was executed a month after conceiving you."
"You dated a deathrow criminal?"
"It was a hump'dendump relationship"

by NhuWin May 26, 2010

Bi-polar Relationship

a relationship between couples who get together, then split up, then get back together multiple times in a short time-frame

Jason: "Are Sally and Jack together again?"

Susan: "Yea, they are. This is the fourth time they got back together this week."

Jason: " Man. they must have a bi-polar relationship."

by DeathByASpoon June 6, 2010

light bulb relationship

Light bulb relationships consists of those two people who are on and off so much that people get sick and tired of watching their bullshit

Yep, they're a light bulb relationship

by Anita Penas October 2, 2010

Pre-Order Relationship

A Pre-Order Relationship is a relationship which you and your significant other aren't really dating until a certain time or scheduled.

Yeah Elizabeth and I have that Pre-Order Relationship. How long until your Pre-Order relationship deadline.

by Poorboi72 December 28, 2017

Middle School Relationship

When two people of who are 10-14 years old have their definition of a "relationship" for approximately 5 minutes, then break up, get back together, then break up again, and repeat until they finally shut up and stay broken up.
(Much to the relief of the few others who think that middleschool drama is a load of crap.)

Friend: OMG!! ME AND TRIGG R LIEK TTLY BF AND GF!!1
Me: Yeah, sure, whatever.
(10 minutes later)
Me: So, how's it going with Trigg?
Friend: WE BROKE UP IM SUUU SAD!!!1
Me: *looks at watch* Wow, ten minutes. By God, that's a new record!
(5 minutes later)
Me: Hey, how are you holding up?
Friend: hm? o, me an trigg r bf and gf again! yay!
Me: ...*sighs* Well, thats a Middle School Relationship....

by middleschoolshoulddie May 7, 2010

number ten relationship

the result of an overly tall thin person dating a large round person, appearing like the number 10 when side by side.

"Saw Bob and Jessica walking down the street today - god are they a number ten relationship..."

by Mrs. J.Black September 6, 2009

microwave relationship

This means that a relationship may be good at first but end fast. It's not a good type of relationship, usually very pointless and stupid. In most cases if a person has microwave realtiships they go through several girl/boyfriends in a year. Some analogies are:
-they cook things fast
-They can cook things in 60 seconds when an oven may take 60 minutes
-Things heat up fast and end soon
-There is usually a time limit programmed in

It is pointless for six graders to date because they almost always end up in a microwave relationship.

by !!andrea!! January 3, 2009