A period during which a woman endures several, very loud, embarrassing queefs. This period usually entails twenty minutes of pure, continuous queefing.
(Any leg movement at the hips increases the intensity and frequency of the queefs during the queef storm)
(Any leg movement at the hips increases the intensity and frequency of the queefs during the queef storm)
Girl 1: Yeah, after John and I had sex, I just had the worst queef storm ever...
Girl 2: What did he do?
Girl 1: He walked out laughing...
Girl 2: What did he do?
Girl 1: He walked out laughing...
by E.B. & J-Stone September 25, 2011
Get the queef stormmug. A queef so massive, it rumbles the chair/bench that the woman is sitting on, thus sending vibrations to the people surrounding her.
At lunch today, I felt a quick vibration on my seat. A woman sitting near me looked embarassed.
She must have rumble queefed.
She must have rumble queefed.
by Rod Stiffington III November 22, 2010
Get the Rumble Queefmug. (Verb) An expulsion of air from the vagina during a woman's menstrual period. Often resulting in a spray of menstrual blood similar to a spritz from a perfume bottle.
(Noun) When a menstruating woman straddles another person's face and expels air from their vagina, spraying blood over the person's eyes to create a super hero style mask.
(Noun) When a menstruating woman straddles another person's face and expels air from their vagina, spraying blood over the person's eyes to create a super hero style mask.
by HateChild6 June 26, 2017
Get the crimson queefmug. An Expulsion of wind from .... your mouth when you blab about other beings when it has nothing to do with you and/or is none of your business.
A Gossip Queefer (n.) may engage in this activity with other beings, random beings, beings they don't know, and their "real" or "fake" briends (being-friends) - which I will soon add to Urban dictionary.
A Gossip Queefer (n.) may engage in this activity with other beings, random beings, beings they don't know, and their "real" or "fake" briends (being-friends) - which I will soon add to Urban dictionary.
Girl being: "She was like..and he was like.. and this other girl did this..she's like such a..."
Boy Being: "You're Gossip Queefing all over the place and I, as a non-judgemental being, do not approve of your Gossip Queefing ways."
Boy Being: "You're Gossip Queefing all over the place and I, as a non-judgemental being, do not approve of your Gossip Queefing ways."
by SnozberryCum July 5, 2012
Get the Gossip Queefingmug. An elderly person which a nasty temper, most often refering to a woman. Considered highly offensive. See old fart for the male counterpart.
by Plasuplasu January 5, 2013
Get the Old queefmug. When a girl shoves confetti in her vagina then queefs and lets out a parade shooting confetti everywhere.
by Mr.Noose October 26, 2013
Get the birthday queefmug. The substance that comes out of a fabulous woman when she pushes air out of her vagina usually in the form of glitter and sparkles.
Ellis got very excited whilst going out to buy Pringles and so when she got to the shop, her Queef Glitter got all over the floor.
by nimajneb69 May 20, 2015
Get the Queef Glittermug.