Pokemon Go

Another game that only wastes your time and makes you compete with others and just brag how good you are but you're actually a person who got only one magikarp

and I just Hey, I was playing POKEMON GO and just caught a cubone

by IKnowWords420 August 22, 2017

Ryu The Pokemon

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ryu The Pokemon

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

pokemon go

the mobile game were people have been murdered by trains, shot and just go crazy for those pokemon

jimbob: hey lets play pokemon go
bobjim: ok lets go!
(2 hours later...)
vicar guy: we are here to remember bobjim, who died cos some asshole killed him during a catch of a ditto, rest in peace, bobjim, rest in peace...

by thisisaguywhoisdeadinside December 5, 2016

Pokemon BW

The BEST pokemon game to come out in 2011, introducing 156 new pokemon the most in any 1 game as of 2020

Person: Whats your favourite pokemon game

Me: pokemon bw

Person: whats thats?

Me: pokemon black and white, duh ✋🙄

by Togasknife February 24, 2021

Pokemon Dick

being a fuckboy/player. Inspired by the Pokemon slogan “gotta catch em all”, a guy with pokemon dick gotta fuck em all.

“My friend has had 10 girls at his place this month. That dude has pokemon dick.”

by Bliffblorf January 10, 2025

Pokemon

A game by nintendo that got turned into a beautiful anime

Guy 1: i FUCKING LOVE POKEMON
Guy 2 : anime or game
Guy1: BOTH

by Goofy ah user February 18, 2024

hop on pokemon sv

slang for extremely rough anal sex

"wanna hop on pokemon sv?"
"im exhausted, maybe next time."

by gayman10481 July 14, 2023