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Pokemon Chase

When you are trying to catch a pokémon for hours and it just keeps running away.
“Hey did you catch that mew yet?” “Nah bro, I’ve been on a pokemon chase forever.”
by DiaperSissy#1 May 26, 2023
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pokemon

pokemon are strange forms of animals some are based on animals others on a statue they can be the following types grass, fire, water, normal, electric, psychic, fighting, rock, ground, flying, bug, poison, dark, ghost, ice, steel, dragon and fairy
that pokemon is a dragon and flying type.
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Pokemon

You can get one when you turn 10, from a Professor in your nearest lab. Professor will only give you three choices though.
The good thing is the Professor will give you 6 Pokeballs with which you can capture 6 more. You just need to walk on tall grass and you can be attacked by a wild Pokemon.
Jimmy (just turned 10); Hey Professor Williams, can I choose my Pokemon now?
Professor Williams: I already told you Jimmy, stop reading urban dictionary.

Jimmy: ok, at least the pokeballs?
Professor: ...
by scientificanalysis October 18, 2022
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pokemon go

the mobile game were people have been murdered by trains, shot and just go crazy for those pokemon
jimbob: hey lets play pokemon go
bobjim: ok lets go!
(2 hours later...)
vicar guy: we are here to remember bobjim, who died cos some asshole killed him during a catch of a ditto, rest in peace, bobjim, rest in peace...
by thisisaguywhoisdeadinside December 5, 2016
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Ryu The Pokemon

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ryu The Pokemon
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025
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Pokemon BW

The BEST pokemon game to come out in 2011, introducing 156 new pokemon the most in any 1 game as of 2020
Person: Whats your favourite pokemon game

Me: pokemon bw

Person: whats thats?

Me: pokemon black and white, duh ✋🙄
by Togasknife February 24, 2021
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Pokemon GO

A game where you throw pointless balls at animals. Many times this game gets you in jail or killed
Okay I found this Mewtwo on the tracks in Pokemon GO! Lets catch it! *gets hit by train*
by UltraEnergyFlows September 2, 2018
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