by Laurie Bates May 24, 2017

by Bird with the biggest bird February 9, 2023

by acuzi October 31, 2021

When you have some much butt hair with dingle berries hanging from it that it resembles a tree growing pennies and the flake off in the toilet
by Oceandining August 28, 2025

by BUNGERBUNGERBUNGERBUNGERBUNGER May 19, 2023

A penny press is someone who always has to chime in and say some half-fact nonsense. They try to act smart and seem like they know stuff but, the “stuff” is worthless like a penny. Think of one of those penny machines where you put two in and one squashed penny comes out.
“She’s just a penny press, always putting in her two cents and not contributing to the conversation”
“What you’re saying is useless, stop being a penny press”
“What you’re saying is useless, stop being a penny press”
by BluePug May 27, 2022

Aka lead piece or screamer, it's general slang we trumpet players use for that f***ing shallow mouthpiece each of us have in our cases for when we have to play anything that's high, loud, and in your face.
Or when we have to make your mom cum on the horn and/or after. Especially when her name is Penny.
Or when we have to make your mom cum on the horn and/or after. Especially when her name is Penny.
by AdenosinePush January 4, 2012
