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Peak

It’s peak, oh so it’s naruto
by Jojo is mid June 12, 2022
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Peak Clutter

Like peak oil, but the extreme and onerous state of clutter at home or in your office where you just have to stop what you're doing, and put it all away, or really, just re-organize everything into new piles.

Also, super useful for procrastinating.

Also, a likely sign of executive dysfunction or neurospiciness.
I was 2:45 away from the deadline but I notice I was in Peak Clutter and I had to deal with that first. Still nailed the deadline! 🏆
by dgivista January 18, 2025
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Peak Woo

(noun) /pēk/ /wo͞ o/

A level of paranormal or conspiratorial discussion, or a subject in the paranormal or conspiracy genres, that is deserving or invites derision or mockery due to the absolute absurdity of the subject matter.

i.e. Q, Blue Avians, 5D Ascension, Flat Earth, Mandela effect, etc.
Man, that last Rogan episode with Eddie Bravo It hit peak woo for me real fucking quick, so I had to turn that shit off.
by Den of Lore July 12, 2018
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Cheek peak

The slither of arse cheek peaking underneath when someone wears very high cut shorts or hot pants
Obi likes to wear hot pants to maximise his cheek peak
by Pygmy Hunter June 30, 2018
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Morning Peak

Every morning, at the start of each day, young, healthy males get jacked up on testosterone, prompting them to be more aggressive, sexual, and virile. The Morning Peak is also often the cause of "morning wood", A.K.A waking up with an erection.
Don: "Dude, Marnie said you yelled at her this morning for asking what you wanted for breakfast..."

Dan: "Sorry, man. Morning Peak had me actin' like a gorilla!"
by Infinitussy September 7, 2025
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Peak for you

When you experience an absolute deadness or something shit happens to you
Your mate gets cheated on, you say peak for you
by Will lister May 6, 2022
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I like twin peaks

A code word used by a closeted gay man to let everyone know he wants to get fucked in the ass
by UltraMegatronPussy February 26, 2024
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