Brad Steel

When something is within a metre from your face but because of your beady Muppet eyes and shit depth perception, you have a problem seeing it right in front of you.

The shipping container is right in front of you, open those Brad Steel eyes of yours numb-nuts

by grachrH&T*G({ October 26, 2017

steele gretchen

A sadistic, manipulative, twisted, sadist asshole who can when throwing his guts up from sickness can still make girls emotionally break down.

Dude what happened to Sam?
Oh bro it was crazy Mike pulled a Steele Gretchen on her and she's just been low ever since.
Woah that's intense man.

by johnny THM November 27, 2013

Cold steel

Knifes or all other blade related stuff
Not "putting an iron to mouth" if you come for cringe stuff dumbass

Other guy:Get ready to eat cold steel.
You:NO WAI-
*pain cry*
*sirens*
Cop 1:the guy was stabbed 1 time and fell to his death, the murder weapon seems to be an Excalibur replica made out of steel.

Cop 2:hm, it seems to be a homicidal case

by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) December 30, 2019

Steeled

When someone smacks you really hard with a metal spiked ball and you fall unconsious

A person in the audience got steeled in the Olympics while the contender was doing the sport of throwing a ball far

by Jackfandet November 20, 2017

galvanized square steel

thing used for extending lil johns apartment often used with screws borrowed from his aunt and ecofriendly wood veniers

i need to extend this with galvanized square steel

by little johnnys ant 123 May 23, 2024

Riding the steel dragon

Using heroin on public transportation on the way home from purchasing said heroin.

I was riding the steel dragon, nodded out, and woke up at the end of the line!

by TickleManKrutherd December 18, 2012

Galvanized Square Steel

The best quality metal in the entire world with a durability of over 10,000 years. Commonly used with eco-friendly wood veneer to illegally expand apartments that are 0.000001 square meters big.

Little John worked tirelessly for his entire life to buy himself an apartment, but because it was too small for him, Little John decides to illegally expand it using Galvanized Square Steel and screws borrowed from his aunt.

by bleugh June 21, 2024