Doctor: It's time for your colonoscopy.
Colin Oscar P: *Hearing "its time for your, Colin Oscar P"* It's time for my what?
Doctor: It's time for your colonoscopy.
Colin Oscar P: Oh, you mean "its time for your colonoscopy, Colin Oscar P".
Doctor: There's no such thing as a colonoscopy colonoscopy.
Colin Oscar P: *facepalm*
Colin Oscar P: *Hearing "its time for your, Colin Oscar P"* It's time for my what?
Doctor: It's time for your colonoscopy.
Colin Oscar P: Oh, you mean "its time for your colonoscopy, Colin Oscar P".
Doctor: There's no such thing as a colonoscopy colonoscopy.
Colin Oscar P: *facepalm*
by Mitchell_88 February 21, 2010
by Crystal A June 18, 2007
"Hey Tom, I just bought a double headed purple dildo from eBay."
"Oscar Mike Golf ... you are such a faggot."
"Oscar Mike Golf ... you are such a faggot."
by Juarez Garcia August 31, 2003
Due to David's ED, he uses a hotdog to spreate his sphincter for his pleasure. He gets caught up in the moment and sometimes has a oscar meyer recall.
by T.T. Smalls October 29, 2009
NATO phonetic alphabet-code for "I love you."
Used when two lovers in a military service are in love.
Used when two lovers in a military service are in love.
Guy: Honey, India Lima Oscar Victor Echo Yankee Oscar Uniform.
Girl: India Lima Oscar Victor Echo Yankee Oscar Uniform too.
Girl: India Lima Oscar Victor Echo Yankee Oscar Uniform too.
by Adam Hitler November 28, 2009
This is for the chick that's willing to suck you off but lacks the skill and/or confidence to do so without making a mess. She sits down with a small trash can between her feet as you stand across from her so that said trash can will catch any spillage or the whole load, whichever she feels comfortable with. Its basically a training excercise for the future swallowers of the world. ^_^
o'girl really wanted a protien shake but did NOT want any jizz to wind up on her dad's new carpet so I recommended the no worries 'oscar the grouch' method.
by txfathead September 05, 2009
When a girl passes out at a party, and she is dropped in to a garbage can. Before she wakes up, members of the party urinate and ejaculate on her.
Yo last night at John's house, they fuckin grouched some freshman!
We roofied that slut you liked and gave her the Oscar the Grouch. Sorry man
We roofied that slut you liked and gave her the Oscar the Grouch. Sorry man
by JayMaker June 20, 2009