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speed-chub

the condition of an erection after taking too many stimulants
i got this "speed-chub"..i can fuck for like 2 minutes at a time but then it starts to go soft..then i gotta like milk that blood back in and go back to fuckin. this bitch be rollin her eyes i'm lovin it.

this is a train to nowhere baby so it's gonna be all night ;)

now bend down further i need to do a line
by bobby swoledick brothers February 7, 2010
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speed of email

When you send an email to the person in the next office and then appear in front of them before it hits their inbox or at the latest before they have had a chance to open and skim it.
"I think it's not right not to respect the speed of email. It is confusing."
"Jack shot Peter a mail and just walked over at the speed of email. Be like Jack."
by Vatu August 22, 2019
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Gxd Speed

I really cool youtuber that makes videos that are so ka-chow! He also makes other types of videos and films that are entertaining and he tries his best to create these videos for his fans to be entertained. His edits are cool and nobody can edit like him! ( I think him and Stormshock are soo good at editing, they both edit nice you see) Anyways, there’s so much I have to say and afterall that he’s my favorite youtuber and everyone’s favorite including Stormshock. They also make videos together which I admire and wish to do with my friends.
Gamer 1: Have you seen they new vid Gxd Speed uploaded?
Gamer 2: No, but did you see the new Stormshock video?
Gamer 1: No.
Gamer 2: Then lets both switch and watch their nice videos!
Gamer 1: BETTTTT
Gamer 2: LES GO!!!
by TheUltimateAdventureMAN February 23, 2021
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Felony Speed

Exceeding the posted speed limit by such a large margin that if clocked by the authorities, your "Speeding Ticket," involves a Bailbondsman, a lawyer and an impound fee. Exceptions include: A pregnant woman giving birth and any wound requiring more than 12 stitches to either yourself or a passenger (Both are valid only when enroute to a hospital).
Felony Speed." ex: Driving 116mph in a 65mph zone and getting clocked on radar by police. Double points on your license if it was in a construction zone. You can't talk your way out of a ticket if the officer has his gun drawn and is performing a "Felony Stop."
by Sky_Pirate7222 November 30, 2010
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Speed Moose

Placing hands either side of someone's head without their knowledge at the last second in order to make them appear to be a moose.
Dude did you see that picture from the other night?

Aw man...total speed moose
by Whitay December 4, 2010
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Gxd Speed

A really talented youtuber who just started making videos in Roblox. He is so cool and dvery kid wishes to be like him just check his YouTube and you will see how much effort he puts. I’m just a huge fan of him.
Gamer 1: Have you seen Gxd Speed’s new video?
Gamer 2: Yes MAN. It was doppeeee.
by TheUltimateAdventureMAN February 23, 2021
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Speed highway

The best level in sonic adventure 1 with amazing music and high speed sections
Guy 1: what’s your favorite level in sonic adventure 1. Guy 2: speed highway what else do you think
by Random _person21 April 21, 2022
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