by MY NAME IS JEFF April 27, 2015

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Urban Dictionary won't search for Chuck Norris because it know that you don't find him; he finds you. Run before he finds you.
by Anonymous December 17, 2014

Literally the full name of this kid in our class. He claims that he's super hot; he's not wrong. And he says he doesn't have a crush. When I don't think he realizes EVERY SINGLE GIRL in the year likes him :{
Judge: Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Mashkoor Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Norri Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani, how do you plead?'
Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Mashkoor Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Norri Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani: Well, you nailed the name ;
Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Mashkoor Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Norri Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani: Well, you nailed the name ;
by Gayderade February 12, 2020

Noun: Fly Spray, pump action water pistol
Obsol. Cockney rhyming slang from Norris McWhirter (off of The Guinness Book of Records), to rhyme with 'squirter'
Obsol. Cockney rhyming slang from Norris McWhirter (off of The Guinness Book of Records), to rhyme with 'squirter'
Where's the Norris? That steak's getting on my tits
by SirC-n October 8, 2020

by Aidan.1-0. MrMason May 13, 2020

No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT
by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024

by Chompy73 February 9, 2024
