An ugly bitch who got on the cover of a magazine even though she's a six at best. She is a NASCAR driver, which tells you many things. She is poor, stupid, and extremely annoying. She gets run over in an episode of South Park by Cartman, and its one of the funniest things you will ever see.
by Meteorox June 10, 2011
Get the Danica Patrickmug. by Kiran September 13, 2003
Get the Patrick Mooremug. This is the most anoying person you will ever meet and wont leave you alone. He always make things not funny and has no friends. He is also the most disabled autistic fuck who should just jump off a cliff.
by big boy jr October 5, 2018
Get the Patrick Woodmug. EVIL SUPERVILLAIN: "it says patrick star on your driving license" PATRICK STAR: "that doesn't mean it's mine"
by JimmyK September 12, 2003
Get the patrick starmug. Best point guard in NBA History, cemented his GOAT status with a play-in tournament win over the Los Angeles Clippers
by TTT3Gamecocks May 18, 2022
Get the Patrick Beverlymug. a tiny boy most likely to become the next worlds most dangerous terrorist along with his brother who is most likely to be in charge of the future sex trade. his mid is the same as a psychopath on LSD. he is destined never to get married as he kills the women he sleeps with after he uses them to keep his sex life moving and exiting. women are dragged to his bondage sex dungeon by force by his 7ft Hench badass lizard called supersufisticatedtimmysourusrex.
by DIDDUNZ is god September 18, 2014
Get the patrick phillipsmug. The greatest Segment Slayer to have ever lived is Patrick Devitt, crown-bearer of the legendary "Josh Duncan's 'Got Any Change for this Kwarter' segment, among thousands of others in at least 3 US states. When Patrick is not slaying segments, he is busy instigating mental anguish and feelings of inferiority in his Strava rivals. Additionally, one time in college he started dictating a story in his sleep, which was later adapted by his roommate Orson Welles into the screenplay for "Citizen Kane," widely considered the greatest film of all time. No one knows how old Patrick is. Despite the fact that he has never appeared on the show, in 2019 Ken Jennings conceded that Patrick was the best Jeopardy contestant in the show's then-36-year history. Kanye West has also privately claimed that it was in fact Patrick, and not Beyonce, who had the best video of all time. While these and his many other achievements are beyond debate, in 2020 and 2021 Devitt was widely criticized for his condescension toward users posting their walking miles on Strava, as well as for a general lack of wokeness, which spurred the #walkforpatrick and #cancelpatrick movements in northern Illinois.
Today was a rest day, but I took the kids to the park and posted it on Strava so Patrick Devitt would see it and disapprove. #walkforpatrick
by #cancelpatrick October 18, 2021
Get the Patrick Devittmug.