Rule 6783

You can't kill mom…

You can hurt mom accidentally, but you can't hurt her purposefully as that would be breaking Rule 6783

by Mom killer 69 October 10, 2021

Rule-Y

The More Warnings given,the More Likely it is that the Warnings will be Ignored.

We Ignored the Warnings about the economy,because we had so many warnings we couldn't deal with them all.So They were just ignored, as per Rule-Y.

by Waboa February 5, 2009

Fox Rules

Knowingly saying something you know is false for profit.

I really did my homework mom, I'm not using Fox Rules?
Do you want the truth or can I go by Fox Rules?

by Philip Stevens March 7, 2023

The 50% Rule

The 50% Rule

This rule is based on the 4 basic areas of interest to a man – (in no particular order) 1- FACE / 2-CHEST / 3-BUTT / 4- ATTITUDE. The 50% rule states that a woman only needs to possess favorable qualities in 50% of these basic areas of interest to be looked upon as desirable or lust worthy to a man. Basically stated 2 out of 4 are enough. Anything more is a bonus.

A woman with a nice rack and great attitude is just as desirable as a woman with a nice face and good butt. Mix & match using The 50% Rule, it works any way you try it.

by gunslinger50 November 19, 2011

Rule of the Mountain

Rule that when two people are splitting something, one of them gets to cut/divide it and the other gets to pick which half they want.

According to the Rule of the Mountain, you can split our cookie in two, but then I get to pick which piece I want!

by leggons May 1, 2015

Sunday Rules

When a superior doesn't want his employees to work on a day prior to a day off even in the middle of the week.

Remember Guys, Tomorrow is our off day so Sunday Rules are in effect. Don't start no shit there won't be no shit. Don't shake the trees.

by clockradiospeakers March 30, 2012

Rule Of Hamilton

The rule of hamilton is when someone is saying that he or his team are struggling, but they arent.

" At the moment I don't think we will be competing for wins" - Thats what he said, its the rule of hamilton dude!

by Ceyror March 15, 2022