“The one”, the one who is always there for you. The one who no matter what make time for you. The one who just know without having to tell them what’s going on. The one that understand whatever has happened in the past, it doesn’t define who you are today. That one person who makes you feel safe, loved and beautiful. That one person, my person.
by Nèa.kln January 06, 2022
He gave me Aids.
Dad: "Hey Son! Turns out I'm HIV positive. So you might wanna get checked out."
Me: "Sure thing Dad!"
Doctor: "You've got Aids"
Me: "Shit! MY DAD gave me Aids!"
Me: "Sure thing Dad!"
Doctor: "You've got Aids"
Me: "Shit! MY DAD gave me Aids!"
by MyDadGaveMeAids! December 03, 2018
Term used in the west country (the west of England from Bristol to Cornwall) to mean absolutely anyone at all. Often used by ladies in shops when speaking to complete strangers.
"Hello my luvver, your pasty costs £1.52," says the lady behind the counter at the corner store to a random truck driver.
"You don't want this bus my luvver," says the bus conductor to a complete stranger.
"We's gots none of them 'ere, my luvver," says the lady at PC World.
"You don't want this bus my luvver," says the bus conductor to a complete stranger.
"We's gots none of them 'ere, my luvver," says the lady at PC World.
by Tiny Molasses March 01, 2011
A rap song by Mickey Avalon, that brags about the wonders of a large dick, and degrades those unfortunate enough to have a small, otherwise useless pecker.
My dick: cost a late night fee
Your dick: got the HIV
My dick: like an M16
Your dick: broken vending machine
My dick: sick and dangerous
Your dick: quick and painless
Your dick: got the HIV
My dick: like an M16
Your dick: broken vending machine
My dick: sick and dangerous
Your dick: quick and painless
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