She is like the best girl on earth! She makes a very good sister, has a lot of humor, and is a great girl... Boys adore her secretly but they don't say so. Never let her go!! Maybe she gets moody but that is a sign to leave her alone.. she'll come sprinting back to you! She is romantic and is the kindest person on earth! (Boys fight over her behind her back ;))
by klemie_chick February 16, 2022
Get the Maria Emmamug. by Foob16 January 16, 2014
Get the Maria-Claremug. Have a pretty face and at the same time has a good heart. Sometimes she's mean but kind all the time. She gives love wholeheartedly to her love ones. She can be your bestfriend, sister, bro or whatever you needed. She'll give anything you want even though she's in pain.
by Maroa Elouisa November 24, 2021
Get the Maria elouisamug. When you haven't experienced sex with girls but you really want to experience it so that's why you'll masturbate and imagine it is a girl named Maria
F1: Hey dude, I'm not virgin anymore
F2: What? With who
F1: Maria Palms
F2: Oh fuck you, i's you fucking hands again
F2: What? With who
F1: Maria Palms
F2: Oh fuck you, i's you fucking hands again
by MaNiggaYouJustGotRoasted May 16, 2016
Get the Maria Palmsmug. Similar to a dirty Sanchez. Insert your fingers into your menstruating partner then give her a mustache or goatee.
That nasty bitch wanted to give me and her Filthy Maria's. I didn't want to ruin my dirty Sanchez though
by Giant alien phallus December 8, 2017
Get the filthy Mariamug. The kindest, selfless, most beautiful girl.
She's the prettiest, she tries her best to make everyone around her feel loved and like they are in the right place, she has a smile that lights up every room she steps in, she feels everything so deeply, she's just breathtaking. You will love her as soon as you see her true self
She's the prettiest, she tries her best to make everyone around her feel loved and like they are in the right place, she has a smile that lights up every room she steps in, she feels everything so deeply, she's just breathtaking. You will love her as soon as you see her true self
by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the Maria Lauramug. Maria is a fun, loving girl. She is a joy to be around and always comes with a smile.
She loves her pupper more than she loves pie. Maria is a friend to nature, as she stays inside, never laying a finger of the on the outside world. Such a peaceful soul, indeed. Maria is a one of a kind person who you will always remember.
Shit taste and luck with boys tho, god damn. They are yet to grow up and see her wonderfullnessly. Long live Dr. Mike!
She loves her pupper more than she loves pie. Maria is a friend to nature, as she stays inside, never laying a finger of the on the outside world. Such a peaceful soul, indeed. Maria is a one of a kind person who you will always remember.
Shit taste and luck with boys tho, god damn. They are yet to grow up and see her wonderfullnessly. Long live Dr. Mike!
Person 1: Who's that over there?
Person 2: Why, That's fuckin' Maria Derbduntlis wtf is she doing outside?
Maria Derbduntlis: *hisses*
Person 2: Why, That's fuckin' Maria Derbduntlis wtf is she doing outside?
Maria Derbduntlis: *hisses*
by Sassschaaa October 30, 2020
Get the Maria Derbduntlismug.