Marcus Kurzinski

A player who thinks he is hot shit.
Someone who cheats on every girlfriend, and lies about it.
A guy that girls regret dating after.

"Hey did you hear Marcus Kurzinski cheated on his girlfriend?"
"Ew look at Marcus Kurzinski, why did you ever date him?"
"So last night I was talking to Marcus Kurzinski..and he lied to me again."

Marcus Kurzinski by TheBitchhhh December 31, 2011

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Marcus Allan Lees

The best lover in the bed and has a huge penis. He is very clever and makes people have the time of their life. Lastly, he is a dedicated hard worker and never quits, stubborn as fuck. He's the best human and shares his knowledge with the world.

I really love my Marcus Allan Lees he's the perfect man, I wouldn't even care if he cheated on me.

Marcus Allan Lees by Marcez January 19, 2012

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marcus sullivan

An ugly boy with no friends

Marcus sullivan be get a life

you have no friends

your so ugly

marcus sullivan by fuckbirdxx March 25, 2016

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marcus and leanne

Marcus and Leanne are a perfect couple. They belong together. If there is a Leanne with the last name beginning with a c then Marcus hurry up and ask this girl out because they are what each other needs. Leanne loves Marcus but doesn't know how to tell him. Marcus loves Leanne but doesn't know how to tell her. If I were the Marcus in this case I would go ahead and ask her out.

Friend: Geez bro is that your girl? What's her name?
Marcus: No I like her tho, her name's Leanne.
Friend: Ask her out, she probably likes you to and if she says not what do you have to lose?
Marcus: Thanks bro, I will now

Marcus and Leanne: A perfect couple

marcus and leanne by ExpertOnLove<3 September 6, 2016