mall

another term for the game pall-mall.
The Duke challenged the visiting ambassador to a lively game of mall in the palace gardens. (Here, "mall" refers to the game pall-mall.)
by Arminkshipper July 21, 2024
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kop mall

A mall in King of Prussia that rich kids from the main line go to to take instagram pictures and juul (also not rich kids from the surrounding kinda ghetto areas but not rlly ghetto lol). You might be very overwhelmed by the sheer vastness of this mall you might be able to catch a wild middle schooler hanging out at pacsun or pink. Beware of this mall on weeks before major holidays or on big sale days. If you want actual good food you have to go to the fancy food court near all the luxury brands.

PS for all the good stores go in through nordstrom
YO, do you guys wanna hang at kop mall on friday?
yeah the popular kids from bcms might be there!

Friend 1: Let's go to aerie at kop mall I need a new bra.
Friend 2: Sure we can stop in Abercrombie
Friend 1: OMG NO DIDN'T YOU WATCH SHANES NEW DOCU-SERIES
by one of the many mayas February 21, 2019
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Mall Hop

When you enter a mall and cannot leave before you have consumed an alcoholic beverage at each vendor within the mall, (networks of malls).
Wanna leave work early and mall hop?

What happened on your last mall hop?
by Professor Foil April 28, 2022
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Dead Mall Theory

Dead Mall Theory posits a multifaceted critique of modern consumerism and the evolving landscape of digital and physical spaces. Drawing inspiration from the eerie aesthetic of the Backrooms and the nostalgic satire of vaporwave Micro-culture, it explores the decline of traditional malls as emblematic of broader societal shifts.
At its core, Dead Mall Theory echoes the sentiment of the Dead Internet Theory, suggesting that just as malls become "dead" when anchor stores vanish, online spaces are increasingly dominated by bots and AI-generated content, displacing genuine human interaction and agency. This convergence reflects the erosion of authentic connection and the commodification of both physical and virtual environments under the pressures of mass production and consumer capitalism.
I love walking along these halls, such a calming atmosphere but this place isn't making money so dead mall theory is in full effect. I have memories of playing in this spot at the arcade as a kid. Now the movie theatre is gone and the food court is half empty.
by Nukem6 May 04, 2024
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Mall Walkers

mall walkers (noun, informal,)
/ˈmɔ l ˌwɔ kərz/
1. A term for old geezers who use shopping malls as a walking track, often seen as aimless or out of place by younger mall-goers.

Origin: A stereotype born from the common practice of seniors hitting a certain age where walking in malls becomes more appealing that walking outside.
"Ugh, the mall walkers are clogging up the aisles again."
by JaredCrombie November 25, 2024
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Galleria Mall

A Canadian mall in a Polish suburb

& it's technically not a "Mall"
Dey built dat Galleria Mall where da Leonard Post useta be dere.
(Canadian English example: They closed the Sears in the Galleria Mall eh.)
by kingo April 04, 2019
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Coconut Mall

Something that is overly-complicated and overly theorised, but is actually simple.
Not to be confused with the Mario kart thingy
This shit is not hard at all like they said. This is a coconut mall.
by Guibif September 20, 2021
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